Are
you all organised?
Have you finished shopping?
Will the turkey fit in
the oven?
Have you forgotten anyone?.......... are you sure?
If
you're hosting the Christmas Dinner don't forget that......
Sophie
is allergic to nuts,
Uncle Tom only drinks malt whiskey,
Aunt May only
likes the white meat and Aunty Anna likes the dark,
or is that the
other way around?
Cousin Charlie will feed his sprouts to the dog
under the table,
Little Jimmy will pinch Uncle Tom's whiskey when
nobody is looking,
Grandma doesn't like parsnip, Granddad will say
“I'll have hers”
Sophie won't eat Christmas pudding,
Aunt May
will only want a little bit,
Aunty Anna will want second helpings,
Little Jimmy is after Uncle Toms whiskey again,
Sophie wants
cheesecake,
Cousin Charlie wants apple pie and custard,
Grandma wants
her Christmas pud with fresh cream,
Granddad wants his with Brandy
butter,
Little Jimmy will fall off his chair.
Don't forget the cheese and
biscuits?
However
you spend your Christmas I wish you a very happy and enjoyable one and may your 2014 be all you wish it to be.
Best Wishes to All
Jan x
I'm
popping over to Handmade Harbour's Linky Party, you're welcome to join me.
Brilliant post, made me smile:) Merry Christmas
ReplyDeleteSo much to remember for Christmas. Hope yours is a very merry one :-)
ReplyDeleteOh, just the first few lines sends you into a sheer panic! Really nicely written and good fun to read. And yes, I think I got the cheese and biscuits, but probably will forget loads of other things! Have a great Christmas and Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteWell I am a Brit in the USA and they don't seem to cook turkey on Christmas day so I don't have to get up at the crack of dawn to pop the bird in the oven! They make ham here so I have purchased that.What I really miss about England is crackers. I cannot find them here boo hoo. Have a great English christmas and enjoy your industrial size box of Quality Street. Happy PPF
ReplyDeleteWishing you a very happy Christmas!!
ReplyDeleteHehe :) Christmas really is a minefield isn't it! Great fun though, i hope you have a wonderful day :) x
ReplyDeletePerfect story of Christmas dinner! Wishing you a wonderful holiday!
ReplyDeleteThat made me smile. Have a good time at Christmas.
ReplyDeleteWishing you a slightly less stressful Christmas! Have fun!
ReplyDeleteA great post and a nice one to finish the year off with. Hope you and your family have a very Happy Christmas
ReplyDeleteI have remembered everything - I just need to stop the kids from eating everything before the big day! Happy Christmas, look forward to catching up in the new year x
ReplyDeleteGiven that it's late Christmas Eve afternoon, if I've forgotten anything then so-be-it !!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Christmas xx
Merry Christmas Jan. Also, remember to check the Christmas Pud you have been keeping! I didn't check until late Christmas Eve and so we had sticky toffee pudding instead!!
ReplyDeleteHugs
xx
All the best for this festive season and a Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed reading this "poem" :)
A fabulous post, hope your Christmas dinner wasn't as challenging!
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